he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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