I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
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