So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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