Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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