The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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