Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Is it because I queefed?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Randomize
