Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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