I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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