I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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