i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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