I must be too annoying 4 u.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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