How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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