i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Michael Bay diarrhea
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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