I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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