Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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