The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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