no. you can't hotbox the world.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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