Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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