So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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