That's when you crack a 10am beer
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
