Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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