im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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