My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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