He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
Randomize
