Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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