I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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