Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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