the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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