And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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