Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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