is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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