your room smells of hookers.
And success
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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