How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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