Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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