That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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