Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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