i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I need to stop coming to work sober
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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