Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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