I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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