he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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