Have you finally orgasmed yet?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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