Don't you send me to vm
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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