She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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