Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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