it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
vagina is talking i cant
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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