thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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