you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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