no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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