white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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