dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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