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I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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