Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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