you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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