Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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